Jack: But there’s one small detail I usually like to ascertain before launching a full-scale manhunt for a missing person.
Allison: And that would be?
Jack: That there is, in fact… a person missing. [opens the hatch] Hi, Brian.
Allison: Brian.
Eureka: 1.01 - “Pilot”
(Source: edgeofmars)
Jack: You gotta be kidding me. All right, let’s see if Mrs. Perkins has the code.
Jo: Susan!
Jack: Doesn’t anyone do anything halfway around here? [the house starts trembling] Hey, Jo, any luck on that code?
Jo: Nope. But I found a key.
Jack: Oh.
Eureka: 1.01 - “Pilot”
(Source: edgeofmars)
Jack: Well… I tried a desk job when Zoe was born.
Beverly: Change to make others happy, you end up making yourself miserable.
Jack: That’s exactly what I told Abby.
Beverly: But she felt you were choosing your job over them.
Jack: Yeah, and I told her it’s not that simple. I mean, it’s not just a job. I stop bad people from doing bad things.
Beverly: Well, I’m sure that’s a tremendous comfort when you go home at night. Alone.
Jack: So you don’t pull punches.
Beverly: I’ve counseled some prominent people, Marshal. Diplomats, dignitaries. Even a few presidents.
Jack: I knew that was him.
Beverly: They don’t pay me to pull punches. They want honesty.
[Beverly leans in]Allison: Easy, Marshal. It’s us.
Jack: Where’s Beverly? Is she okay?
Beverly: Aside from a bruised ego. I never had a man fall asleep on me before.
Eureka: 1.01 - “Pilot”
(Source: edgeofmars)
Zoe: [clapping] Pretty impressive, Jo.
Jo: It’s Deputy Lupo.
Zoe: Where’d you learn to do that anyway?
Jo: U.S. Army, Special Forces.
Zoe: Well, that explains some things.
Jo: What things?
Zoe: Nothing. None of my business.
Jo: You got something to say, say it.
Zoe: Okay. It’s just the whole tough girl image. I mean, it’s fine and everything. But some guys might find it… intimidating. Oh, unless of course you’re into chicks. Then that’s fine too.
Jo: Stop talking.
Eureka: 1.01 - “Pilot”
(Source: edgeofmars)
Jack: Whoa, where’d that guy come from? Hey, high beams, moron!
Zoe: Was that… I mean, did you just see…
Jack: What?
Zoe: Us!
Jack: I’m really not in the mood.
Zoe: We… We just passed our car with us inside.
Jack: And I thought I was sleep-deprived.
Zoe: I am totally serious.
Eureka: 1.01 - “Pilot”
(Source: edgeofmars)
Allison Blake: Very funny, Carter.
Jack Carter: Not funny. Can’t move.
Dr. Jane Harrington: Easy, sheriff. Just relax and breathe. It’ll pass in a minute.
Jack Carter: Okay.
Allison Blake: What happened?
Dr. Jane Harrington: Cephalic pattern security barrier—a sensor intensive gateway that registers identity based on DNA.
Jack Carter: Not helping.
Dr. Jane Harrington: If someone enters without proper clearance, it initiates a light-based immobilization field.
Allison Blake: I thought you worked these bugs out months ago.
Dr. Jane Harrington: I did, but the sheriff must not be in the system yet. Did you get the registration notice I sent to your office?
Jack Carter: Jo opens all the mail. She—she’s so mean.
Dr. Jane Harrington: This will last for the day. But I’ll need a DNA sample for permanent clearance. Don’t forget.
Jack Carter: Oh, I’ll do my best.
Eureka: 2.05 - “Duck, Duck, Goose” (requested by misslejet)
(Source: edgeofmars)
You, you guys! You’re perfect together! I don’t know what it is… but, I just feel such an incredibly strong connection to you. I just– I just.. I GET YOU! You know?
Eureka: 4.18 - “This One Time at Space Camp”
(Source: edgeofmars)
Holly: … You’re kicking my wizard’s ass. Or at least, you were… Let’s see how your Ogre King feels about a little fountain of flame… In your face! [rolls the dice] Oh! Critical hit! BOOYAH!
Fargo: Oh, harsh! Well, I still forgive you
Holly: Oh, really?
Fargo: Uhuh [kisses Holly]
Eureka: 4.18 - “This One Time at Space Camp”
(Source: edgeofmars)
